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Ash Ambirge's avatar

JOHNNY. B. FUCKING. TRUANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seeing you here just made my life. I remember that essay; I remember our blogging days; I remember how great your writing was, and is. You know, it's funny: I just recently stopped writing under "The Middle Finger Project" and started writing under "Selfish Forever," thinking I had given myself a fresh start—but, oddly enough, I'm still...um...me. 😂 And we're still out here telling stories. And I am DELIGHTED to see you again.

P.S. HULU?! You minx!!!!!!!!!!

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Johnny B. Truant's avatar

YAAAAY! You are the first person from the old days to “re-find” me here after an interruption. Remember “The Universe Doesn’t Give a Flying Fuck About You”? I reposted it here and want that fucker to go viral again … but it feels aggressive to lead with that post title while I’m still new here. :)

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Ash Ambirge's avatar

I am a sleuth! I am a star! I will pretend I haven't been spying on you through your windows for the last ten years! (My neck *really* hurts.) I just joined the Substack party myself—THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR WITH US.

Also, are you still in biz with Sean? You must send my regards, which is absolutely a piping hot pizza covered in hot sauce.

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Johnny B. Truant's avatar

Lol! Yes, but mostly just as creative partners. I am NOT made to co-run a business. I’m a creative, then someone who acts like a total white when it comes to promoting my creative work. On that note, fell free to tell everyone how amazing I am.

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